toxicrants: Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit. If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
k00l 4 k@+z: fibreopticcamel: Canadian, Cat-Loving... →
fibreopticcamel: Canadian, Cat-Loving Tumblrers, I need your attention, please. To the Canadian cat lovers of Tumblr, from Ontario; the Valleyfield SPCA is giving out free cats due to the over-population within their establishment. One-hundred cats are being given away, and they…
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thesuperjew: Obama mentions his wife in his victory speech: “…The woman who agreed to marry me 20 years ago” Romney mentions his wife in his concession speech: “… The woman I chose to marry” It’s amazing how someone’s views on equality can come out in one simple sentence
Oh my God, Jerry, when you check your email, you go to Alta Vista and type...– Tom Haverford from Parks and Recreation “Sex Education” (via theclearlydope)
highclasshomelessman: tyleroakley: Jeremy Renner singing New York State Of Mind on Jimmy Fallon. I was NOT expecting THAT voice out of THAT man. SANG WHITE MAN! UNREAL!!
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parislemon: I was positive — POSITIVE — that the “Windows RT” name was a joke when I first heard it earlier. Turns out, it wasn’t a joke. It should have been a joke.
Romeo: I just met you
Romeo: and this is crazy
Romeo: but marry me in three days
Romeo: and commit mutual suicide
WHAT?!? duckandroll: Hologram/CG Tupac performing at Coachella 2012
Instagram: Instagram + Facebook →
instagram: When Mike and I started Instagram nearly two years ago, we set out to change and improve the way the world communicates and shares. We’ve had an amazing time watching Instagram grow into a vibrant community of people from all around the globe. Today, we couldn’t be happier to announce that…
Wow this kid is amazing. If only everyone thought that way. imancrosson: rhapsody-tardisblue: fillinthespaces: nessfraserloves: reem-ster: lonelyvagabond: ilyasafrika: queeniman: som-alia: blackarab: kennypedia: haitianpastor: I respect son right here. This dude has a good head on his shoulders. I bet he’d kill a cockroach tho. Hamdulilah lets do this haha. AWWW...
Legalizing Brothels in Ontario. →
sharkeatsbird: Toronto is about to become more popular than Montreal.
Nobody Gives A Damn About Google+ →
parislemon: Ouch. A quote from that site I refuse to link to: Visitors using personal computers spent an average of about three minutes a month on Google+ between last September and January, versus six to seven hours on Facebook each month over the same period, according to comScore, which didn’t have data on mobile usage. 3 minutes versus seven hours. I mean, 3 minutes! The sad thing is:...
"We're no longer a PC company, we're an IT... →
parislemon: That’s not IBM. That’s not HP. That’s Dell. But you’ll notice the trend. Everyone is getting out of the PC business because it’s a shitty business to be in. IBM was way ahead of the curve (and is reaping the rewards as a result). While seemingly insane at the time, HP had the right idea last year (then backtracked and got burned last quarter). Now Dell. You often hear the argument...