April 2013
9 posts
toxicrants:
Don’t say you’ll ‘treat a girl like a princess’ unless you’re prepared to follow up on that shit.
If I’m not living in a castle by the sea with diplomatic powers over a small country then you’re a bitch-ass liar.
March 2013
1 post
January 2013
1 post
k00l 4 k@+z: fibreopticcamel: Canadian, Cat-Loving... →
fibreopticcamel:
Canadian, Cat-Loving Tumblrers, I need your attention, please.
To the Canadian cat lovers of Tumblr, from Ontario; the Valleyfield SPCA is giving out free cats due to the over-population within their establishment. One-hundred cats are being given away, and they…
November 2012
2 posts
Did anyone notice...
thesuperjew:
Obama mentions his wife in his victory speech: “…The woman who agreed to marry me 20 years ago”
Romney mentions his wife in his concession speech: “… The woman I chose to marry”
It’s amazing how someone’s views on equality can come out in one simple sentence
October 2012
4 posts
“Oh my God, Jerry, when you check your email, you go to Alta Vista and type...”
– Tom Haverford from Parks and Recreation “Sex Education” (via theclearlydope)
August 2012
7 posts
3 tags
May 2012
2 posts
Watchhighclasshomelessman:
tyleroakley:
Jeremy Renner singing New York State Of Mind on Jimmy Fallon.
I was NOT expecting THAT voice out of THAT man.
SANG WHITE MAN!
UNREAL!!
April 2012
16 posts
Retweet This!!!! →
parislemon:
I was positive — POSITIVE — that the “Windows RT” name was a joke when I first heard it earlier.
Turns out, it wasn’t a joke.
It should have been a joke.
LOL
Romeo: I just met you
Romeo: and this is crazy
Romeo: but marry me in three days
Romeo: and commit mutual suicide
Romeo: maybe
WatchWHAT?!?
duckandroll:
Hologram/CG Tupac performing at Coachella 2012
Instagram: Instagram + Facebook →
instagram:
When Mike and I started Instagram nearly two years ago, we set out to change and improve the way the world communicates and shares. We’ve had an amazing time watching Instagram grow into a vibrant community of people from all around the globe. Today, we couldn’t be happier to announce that…
WatchWow this kid is amazing. If only everyone thought that way.
imancrosson:
rhapsody-tardisblue:
fillinthespaces:
nessfraserloves:
reem-ster:
lonelyvagabond:
ilyasafrika:
queeniman:
som-alia:
blackarab:
kennypedia:
haitianpastor:
I respect son right here.
This dude has a good head on his shoulders. I bet he’d kill a cockroach tho.
Hamdulilah lets do this haha. AWWW...
March 2012
3 posts
Legalizing Brothels in Ontario. →
sharkeatsbird:
Toronto is about to become more popular than Montreal.
February 2012
9 posts
Nobody Gives A Damn About Google+ →
parislemon:
Ouch.
A quote from that site I refuse to link to:
Visitors using personal computers spent an average of about three minutes a month on Google+ between last September and January, versus six to seven hours on Facebook each month over the same period, according to comScore, which didn’t have data on mobile usage.
3 minutes versus seven hours. I mean, 3 minutes!
The sad thing is:...
"We're no longer a PC company, we're an IT... →
parislemon:
That’s not IBM. That’s not HP. That’s Dell.
But you’ll notice the trend. Everyone is getting out of the PC business because it’s a shitty business to be in.
IBM was way ahead of the curve (and is reaping the rewards as a result). While seemingly insane at the time, HP had the right idea last year (then backtracked and got burned last quarter). Now Dell.
You often hear the argument...
